Sunday, August 30, 2009

Fluent Random

So I've been running out of ideas to blog about, but Heather told me to say something I pointed out to her today: Have you ever realized that when you take the "R" out of friend, it becomes "fiend"? Yeah, big difference, huh? "She's a good friend" can easily turn into "She's a good fiend".
Sarah Theiss got in trouble with Desi a couple days ago. Desi was saying something cute, so Sarah told her how cute she was. Desi turned to her and said, "I am not cute, I am getting bigger, I'm the princess and I'm BEAUTIFUL!" So we just kinda backed away from the dramatic three-year-old. Sarah hasn't called her cute since.
Do realize how many people have died at Disneyland? Sorry, just a random thought.
Do you want to hear a story? Well, you will anyways......
Brenda and Terry are going out for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat out.
The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the house, the cat scoots back in.
Terry returns inside to chase it out. Brenda, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explains to the taxi driver, 'My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.'
Several minutes later, an exhausted Terry arrives and climbs back into the taxi saying, 'Sorry I took so long, the stupid idiot was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger several times before I could get her to come out!'

And some funny signs...

The $200 fine is a bit steep - under the circumstances...

Whoa. Scary.
A funny sign. Unless you're a cockroach.
Don't even try to steal from this store. You'll be hanged, drawn, and quartered.


Bethany said...

That story was hilarious! Oh, don't you love situations like that, where one little thing changed completely and totally changes the rest of the story, for better or worse?

Lilz said...

hahaha yes, totally! I love stories like that, too! It made me laugh aloud.

danielle marie. said...

hahaha. that story was was great.